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A little joke to spice up your day
Bad Mood
Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody. Soni goes over
and asks; ‘Akpos, wetin happen?’.
A very sad looking Akpos replied: ‘I borrow Rukewe
N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no fit
recognize am to collect my money back.
Letter Bomb!
Two boko Haram boys, Habib & Akpo are making
letter bombs.
Habib: “I’m not sure whether I put enough explosive in
this envelope before I sealed it.”
Akpo: “Well, then open it and look.”
Habib: “But if I open it, it will explode!”
Akpos: “Don’t be stupid – it’s not addressed to you!
Today’s lesson at school is Animal science
Teacher:wot is a baby lizard called?
Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.
The Exam
During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table,
then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher
saw him doing that & thought he was copying. When
collecting the paper after the exam..
Teacher: I’m gonna minus 10 marks.
Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Akpors: How do you know that I was copying?
Teacher: I saw you looking under the table.
Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, “STUDY THE
TABLE BELOW “.
Akpos Papa
Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for
school, Wetin he do???
Akpos’ Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no
fit spell ” LION ”
Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah…You know say na SMALL
pikin……You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL
like ” MOSQUITO
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